bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
I don’t know why, but this made my heart grow three sizes.
It is too late to assert the turgid manly rigour of the hard sciences. They have always had girl cooties. We literally stuck our underwear on your man-machines.
